Bro = Funny
FB message to Bro:
‘Mom sent me an email: “If you are driving at night and eggs are thrown at your windshield, do not operate the wiper and spray any water. Eggs mixed with water become milky blocking your vision up to 92.5%. You are forced to stop at the roadside to become a victim of robbers. This is a new technique used by robbers. Please inform your friends and relatives.”
Did you get this, too? JEEEESH. I thought she knew I biked everywhere.’
Bro replies:
‘It’s actually only 90.8%, and I can totally drive with that.’
